Ugh

Things to do:

• Run!
  
• Nag the autocrats about paperwork.
  
• Send in waivers for Q1.
  
• Send in my (already completed) taxes. $800 back - woo!

Oh, and for those you you who care, Brooke McEldowney has a blog at officialpibgorn. Now for him to find a new home for his naked Faeries and demons.

Jack T Chick, Philosopher

nosarious brought home a Chick Tract. Reading it, I discovered the principle message of the Jack Chick Ministries: It doesn't matter if you're good or evil, it only matters that you kiss God's ass. Mother Theresa is currently writhing in agony in a pool of magma. Whereas a serial killer who accepts Jesus Christ into his heart is singing hosannas as part of the heavenly choir. Which is nice for the serial killer I suppose, but not so good for Mother Theresa.

I think Mother Theresa should get partial credit for people that she saved that later went on to be born again. Perhaps she could get paroled out of unending agony around the time the sun goes nova. He is a just and loving god after all.