Newtonian gravity is your high-school girlfriend...

Strange, and also strangely amusing.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/physical.html

"a drinkable version of the company's signature doughnut"

Krispy Kreme announces a new doughnut flaovored drink. To add insult to injury, you can add coffee.

http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/21/news/midcaps/krispy_kreme/index.htm

A Simple Rule

If you use something, clean it up when you're through.

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