Inappropriate use of sex toys

Email from Nosemonger (used with permission, spelling mistakes are his):

um... this happened tonight...

there was this package sitting here for one of our guests... One of our more obnoxious guests...

he returns, finds a voicemail saying there is a package here for him and comes down to pick it up...

"Who's it from" he asks... There was no name on the package.

"We don't usually ask for names when people drop things off... It protects your privacy."

"Oh", he says, and proceeds to rip the wrapping off... It reveals this oddly shaped item, like a fairly small (2 inch long) old time power pole insulator, but with a wide suction cup on the end, and somewhat fatter in the middle...

"What on earth is this...?" He asks... Judging from what I know of the guy (who isn't that smart) and my limited knowledge (thank god) of queerdom, I suggest "Maybe it's a soother..."

Now... I have this one 'worldly' work mate, who had been in the back office... She comes around the corner, just as we are continuing the conversation, The guy pops the thing in his mouth and turns to look at her...

"No" she says. "It's a butt plug"..

I Feel Dirty...

... I made my first power Point demonstration today.