Odds and Ends

A bar in Northeast Calgary:

The Swig 'n Swine
*VLTs*
Bar & Grill
Porkin' in the Rear

Shudder.

St. Mark's Anglican Church in Marda:

Jesus is Coming
Look Busy!

Conversation with my boss.

Boss: How's it going?
Me: No good - the computers keep doing what I tell them to do, instead of what I want them to do.

From the package of a yo-yo that Kirin got (I've transcribed it exactly, so don't blame me for the spelling):

• Poese read the playing instfunction inside the package.
  
• Do not use the string to play around the nedk or for any violent game it mightcause suffocation.
  
• Not recommended giving this merchandise to any child unger the ae of 3.
  
• Make sure that no one is nearby when you play the yo yo in the house or in in a small area.
  
• Do not use the yo yo to hit people or use for violent play.
  
• When the yo yo is swinging or tururing do not get your face or hair close to it, it minht cause unexpected danger.
  
• yoyostint is wasting please replacing while it fluffed or stiffened.