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Overheard a guy muttering to himself in the restroom at work.
"Shut down the airports... shut down the airports", he said in the same tone of voice as the Walrus from Ren and Stimpy saying "Call the Police".
I washed my hands in record time.
A few weeks later at the Keg, a big, fat, Jabba-the-Hutt guy in greasy work clothes was wandering around the washroom with his pants around his knees.
I shattered my earlier record for washing my hands.
And people wonder why I dislike public restrooms so much.
"Shut down the airports... shut down the airports", he said in the same tone of voice as the Walrus from Ren and Stimpy saying "Call the Police".
I washed my hands in record time.
A few weeks later at the Keg, a big, fat, Jabba-the-Hutt guy in greasy work clothes was wandering around the washroom with his pants around his knees.
I shattered my earlier record for washing my hands.
And people wonder why I dislike public restrooms so much.
