HA, Unlike the Rest of You LOSERS, I'm Getting a Toy!

[jamesq]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I broke wendy_licious's X-Box (-12 points). In January I gave somejauntypolka a kidney (1000 points). In April I donated bone marrow to rato_do_perigo in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last month I bought porn for bognaustroglum (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1270 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, quixote317

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[wendy-licious.livejournal.com]

Lesseee... wagon... spanking...?

I win!

[somejauntypolka.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the kidney, mate. :D haha.

[jamesq]

Damn, you're right. I'm going to go sit in the corner and cry now. *sob*

[thebrucie.livejournal.com]

Apparently you haven't been losing weight through diet and exercise, you just been giving bodyparts away.