Slip-n-Slide

[jamesq]

There's nothing quite like a combination of snow, melt, more snow, to make the roads slicker than snot.

First time I've felt my ABS kick in since last winter. I had less trouble during my morning run.

Comments

[thebrucie.livejournal.com]

No wonder you've been having problems losing weight, if you haven't used your abs since last winter!

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

Booooo....

[jamesq]

We'll be redubbing my Anti-lock Brake System to anti-Bruce system very shortly. Just stand in the middle of this icy patch of road.

Auntie Bruce?

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

I read that as "auntie Bruce" and thought "Great, now Bruce has a niece".

Must be the fact I am up at 2:00 am.
Of course, I also read This post and read it as yours, and it almost made sense, but I've never heard you define your staffmates as 'residents' and 'wait staff'.

Again, I blame the stresses of yesterday...

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Where as my ass is now very wet because I just slid all the way down a ramp at a job site with the site guy right on his ass behind me. Snow, fine... but this wet soggy shit... bleh!