The Four Horsemen

[jamesq]

Reading this article about the worst alcoholic shots ever devised, I found this entry:

Four Horsemen

It's definitely a classic, and one to make sure you get pictures of. The ingredients say it all; one shot will have your worst enemy crying for their mom!

¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
¾ oz. Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur
¾ oz. Rumple Minze Peppermint Liqueur
¾ oz. Bacardi 151 Rum

What I want to know is, which drink corresponds to which apocalyptic horsemen?

I'm going to guess the Jägermeister is supposed to be war (because it's German, gaharf gaharf), but which ones are famine, disease and death?

A later comment says that the Four Horsemen should be Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo, i.e. all "named" drinks. In this case, which guy corresponds with which horseman?

Comments

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Working hard today I see.... *g*

[thekillerb69.livejournal.com]

That's easy! Bacardi 151 is total death because a few shots of that and you aren't getting off the floor. The peppermint liqueur is complete desease because it's so totally sweet that you don't even notice it's slowly rotting you out from the inside. And finally we have the Tequila, famine in a bottle. You can't keep anything down for days after a good tequila bender!

[jamesq]

This is the kind of cutting-edge analysis I was hoping for!

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

"Bacardi 151 is total death because a few shots of that and you aren't getting off the floor."

Were you *at* MayDays when I drained the entire bottle of that? I know you were...;-)

[thekillerb69.livejournal.com]

Just more proof that you are in some way related to the Apocalypse.

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

*More* proof? ;-)

[jamesq]

Well you did buy some Everclear that trip as I recall. That would be 190 proof!

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOOoooooo....