My First Seneschal Experience

[jamesq]

Well it wasn't quite a total cluster-fuck, so I'll count it as a positive.

It was a little like sex, only without the constant crying and reciting of Hail Mary's.

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[jamesq]

Not much. I just felt really awkward trying to run things, plus we very nearly didn't have quarum. And the financial statement for tomorrows annual meeting simply isn't going to be there.

Experience - it's that thing you don't have until after you need it.

[sagaciouslu.livejournal.com]

I have an acquaintance who would ask his Mormon ex-girlfriend, after making her come, "Is Baby Jesus crying now?"

And, she would sob in response, "Yes...."

Although the fellow is a twit, it is an amusing story, and goes a long way towards explaining his difficulty getting laid....