Making Art From Misfortune

devoidofthought: I think you should put bedbugs into her stuff.

quixote317: Her stuff is crap. The only thing of value were a pair of glasses and her greasy rabbit vibrator. And ain't no one going to want either.

I suppose I could fashion a head out of her panties and use the vibe as a big nose. Then I could place the glasses upon it as an objet d'art!

Oooh, I could take a picture of it and tag her on Facebook!

devoidofthought: That was brilliant. And I think you're trying to kill me. I was attempting to eat something while reading that. It didn't work out well.

quixote317: My work here is done.